i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED”
and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning
but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” 
and at this point im confused as shit
so i go to my room and bring out this little plastic container shaped like a sperm with this white alcoholic liquid
and my dad says “we bought that for you because you are gay and you like sperm!” 
and i was like “okay wtf thanks”
and on the side of the label it has a little animated sperm saying “i’m the newcomer” omfg

i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED”

and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning

but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” 

and at this point im confused as shit

so i go to my room and bring out this little plastic container shaped like a sperm with this white alcoholic liquid

and my dad says “we bought that for you because you are gay and you like sperm!” 

and i was like “okay wtf thanks”

and on the side of the label it has a little animated sperm saying “i’m the newcomer” omfg

#me  
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My name is Marc Eddy.
I am a 20 year old boy who
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